"May the No 27 bus run me over as I cross the Castellana and may a great big vase of geraniums crack my head in two, let the lift plummet 14 floors and leave me a mush at the bottom. Give me a heart attack, let me fall into the lion's enclosure at the zoo, or have a dizzying fit. I don't give a monkey's. I've seen Spain win the European Championships. I can die happy."
-via The Guardian